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Female masturbation is great, but calling it “female masturbation”? Maybe if we gave women more names for dialing their rotary phones.
Why jack it in San Diego when you can drain the vein and siphon the python? Favourite names for masturbation, the world's favourite pastime.
The closest I get to a cute nickname is saying I'm "playing acoustic" if I opt to not use my vibrator. That's as good as I get, but it turns out others.
Masturbation is good for you. According to Harvard Medical School, masturbation is a crucial way to ward off cancer if you're a guy: “high ejaculation frequency.